confusedtree:

My hottest move involves pulling your body close to mine while we kiss and whispering into your ear “come on and slam and welcome to the jam” and then leaving your house and going home and watching Space Jam by myself. You are not invited

h0odrich:

bangs8:

Hickeys? What? How old are we, 5?

forreal step ya game up rip out the whole jugular with ya canine teeth just the swift chomp

i just found the

perfect song

for truffula flu One-ler

it’s

Fool’s Garden’s Lemon Tree

just

imagine lemon tree is an euphemism for infected

okay

it just

WHOA

mistermime:

oh my god in PE yesterday our teacher asked us if we did any physical activity and this one kid asked “does moshing at a concert count as a physical activity”

(Source: shonenjumps)

my headcanon name for One-ler is Rowan, then someone (most likely Swag) started calling him Wan and it just evolved into One

(he’s call him Wan because that’s the japanese onomatopeya for dog’s barking and he’d think it’s silly)

“ That’s what being an anarcho vegan punk is all about…that, and hot cheerleaders with anarchy shirts.”

Rocky totally just pinched Spooktre’s butt

cis6l99dm9uth:

ladies without undies uvu

sNAKE BOYS….

snake boy with snake bites

sketched rlly fast bcause i got homework to do but omg i blame this person

Cycle-ler and One-ler oops

they’re all over my agenda help

agenda-ler

handsome manly men *v*

headshots of the ladies

I get rlly bored in class ok