every time i mention the ninja turtle rap nobody ever knows what the heck i’m talking about and that downright amazes me because how can you not remember that time vanilla ice rapped about ninja turtles in the live action teenage mutant ninja turtles movie like damn son it is time for u to get educated
Monster Date Problems.
Comics I’ve been making for my college newspaper. The one getting laid left and right is Jim, and the loner is Marcus.
"I want One to piss on me fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spear’s. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse"
"that wasn’t serious DON’T POST THAT FUCK"
"I DO NOT WANT ONE TO SHIT ON MY BUTT CORPSE"
Too late, Bitter. Thanks for the confession!
These guys sitting next to me have worked as scarers in haunted houses and they’re talking about the unique strings of profanity they’ve heard people scream when startled.
When a person is scared, they act more on instinct than reason, you know, so in the heat of the moment sometimes you’ll hear things like “SHIT ME ON A GODDAMN FUCKING BANANA”
The Secret to Odorless Pooping in Public
This is the best advert ever.
WHY AM I LAUGHING THIS HARD THIS IS GREAT
I got this ad on youtube today and for once I didn’t click skip so good job ad makers
My family has this and it is a GOD-SENDI…this js fenius
DONT LOOK UP FAIRY POKEMON ON GOOGLE IMAGES DONT LOOK UP FAIRY POKEMON ON GOOGLE IMAGES ODONT LO K UP FA
im gonna look up fairy pokemon on google images
DO NOT LOOK UP FAIRY POKEMON ON GOOGLE IMAGES
im laughing so fuckin hard rn