February 2012
5 tags
i-o-u-a-fall:
ok
ok now I’m leaving
yeah
gotta go pizza is waiting for me
aw yisss
see you all tomorrow!
(also hello new follower ilu <3)
1 tag
pimptav:
phoenixwrong:
ajolote:
that was...
virginiatechgodhead asked: Is it still going on?
virginiatechgodhead asked: How many exes do you have?
gonna try to go to bed early today
haven’t slept even five hours since sunday
it’s now 10:30 p.m.
come on gisela you can do this
virginiatechgodhead asked: Any unusual fetishes?
asktimaeusterror:
SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE…
daveofjohn:
“I kissed Strider and I liked it,...
Anonymous asked: you don't need to loose your virginity to give my penis cpr
Anonymous asked: WOULD YOU LIKE TO? (;B
virginiatechgodhead asked: I'm sure a lot of lesbians would disagree with you on that one. BUT! This isn't political discussion hour, this is personal questions hour! Do you masturbate? If so, with what?
Anonymous asked: unstoppable sex machine you say? my penis has stopped breathing. do you know cpr?
virginiatechgodhead asked: Yeah but I mean like, does oral sex count? Handjobs?
ogremom:
the scene is tumblr hq. at the head of a long oak table, david karp sits deep in thought. a terrified intern carrying an armful of documents opens the door, breaking the silence.
“mr karp, i-i was told to give these to you….” the intern is scared shitless. he is wearing at least two cardigans and a pair of headphones that are not plugged into anything, but still shivers when karp looks...
virginiatechgodhead asked: Well, in that vein, what would you have to do to consider yourself no longer a virgin?
virginiatechgodhead asked: Oh well that makes this BORING! But whatevs. Do you plan to stay that way?