they fucking had sex don’t even try to fuck with me on this one they fucking did the mattress dance ok he danganed her fucking ronpas b ro she took him to her curtain gallery he shwed he r his lincoln log
I WAS LOOKING UP “BOOBFACE” FOR ENTIRELY LEGITIMATE PURPOSES AND FOUND THESE PORTRAITS????
FUCK
I JUST
OH YM GOD
THEYRE ALL DONE BY EMILY RENEE DEUTCHMAN AND SHES GOT A WHOLE TUMBLR FULL OF THEM
i think the reason i started is because whenever I say something about the damn birds to anyone else it's always "oh but nature! beautiful!" etc etc and it's like NO. JUST ADMIT THAT SOME PARTS OF NATURE ARE DAMN ANNOYING. YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS THE BIRDS
AnonymousI KNOW there’s some really annoying and ugly things in nature and gdi i’m gonna complain if they bother me
i mean look at that tree in the background
ok you can’t tell in this poopy instagram picture but it’s actually HUGE and full of birds 90% of the time
i just realized that i'm sitting here ranting into your inbox about birds of all things. i think it's time for me to go
AnonymousHAHAHA omg hey it’s okay, i’m glad we bonded over our shared hatred for loud birds
if it makes you feel better, it’s past 6 am and i’m sitting in bed ranting about birds so yeah…
AND IT'S NEVER THE BIRDS WITH PRETTY WHISTLY SONGS EITHER IT'S ALWAYS THE CHEEP-ERS, WELL YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK YOU YOU CHEEP ASS BIRDS I'M SUFFERING THROUGH YOUR SHIT AT LEAST BRING OUT THE GOOD SONGS. fucking birds
AnonymousYEAH I KNOW sometimes i get to hear a bird singing something nice and there’s a few seconds of silence and suddenly CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP!!!!!!!! like no dude let that other one sing for a while please
we have a mockingbird around my house that only likes to make noise at exactly one in the morning, for about five minutes. its fucking weird. it'll be totally silent and then all these different bird noises go off, really loud, last for a few minutes, and then fade into nothingness....
Anonymousomg…well at least you know it’s only for five minutes hahaha although it is kinda weird… it must have been even creepy at first haha
it's like they pick the one tree THE ONE FUCKING TREE that is not even large enough to support their writhing masses, but it's just perfectly within range so that no matter what kind of loud noises you make, they just stop for a moment and consider taking off but never do, and then scream at you in vindictive rage
Anonymouscries because my house is so cool we have the two biggest trees in the village in my garden and guess where all the birds go
also my neighbour has chickens and a rooster and they’re right under my window :’)
birds are too loud i swear i have one of those plastic ball guns and i’d like to use it but i know it’d be useless because they wouldn’t mind at all they’d just sing louder sob
i hate when the birds are migrating so they move in one massive super-flock so there's like 1500 birds singing their occult chants in unison all in the same fucking tree outside my window and it's just like FUCK OFF BIRDS
Anonymousoh my god yes you understand me but here it’s like that ALL YEAR because we have nice weather and lots of birds
and god it’s nice when there’s a few birds singing ‘cause it’s like “i’m in a disney movie hahaha” bUT NOT WHEN THERE’S SO MANY it just sounds like an audio file glitched and it’s slowly stabbing your brain over and over omg
and there’s no way to make them leave because even if you make noise and they shut up for a while they always come back stronger than before i swear
nevermind about that post i can’t wait to move out these fucking birds won’t shut up oh my god what i’d give for silence right now
or good aim
